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the richest man alive answered a balance sheet with one 😬. the other one said "bad time to troll." now it's two curves on BNB Chain, one deadline, and whoever picks wrong walks away with nothin'. pick a side, anon.
Two curves, one deadline. Losers get nothin'. The losing ticker wears the winner's sentence for 30 days.
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Two tokens, one deadline, and a split we wrote down before the fight started.
Both curves are identical. The only difference is which reply you found funnier.
Neither ticker exists yet. The curves go live when the contract is deployed, and the address is posted
in THE ARENA and in duel-arena/deployments/addresses.json. No presale, no team allocation.
Here's the split, straight up. No roadmap, no vibes — the contract pays it out.
settle()31% funds the traitor box. Hold $ELON and you pay 1.5% to trade $ELON, but 3% the second you touch $CZ — that extra 1.5% marks you as a traitor and buys you boxes. Only traitors can open them, and opening one costs a real ticket: an entry worth at least $50 in BNB, which tracks 1% of the pot and gets more expensive as the pot grows. 10% of the time you walk out with 10% of the whole pot. Miss, and your bag disappears straight into it.
Mainnet, seven days, no test run. The first BNB in sets the first price.
Seven posts, in order, each one shown in full from the original screenshot. The rest are in the repo.
"Loss might be a bit higher than that, but will cover."
Quoting the number everyone else was still guessing: $144bn under custody, about $1bn gone, 0.69% of the book.
"2) FTX has enough to cover all client holdings." — SBF, Nov 7
History rhymes on schedule. The moment anyone says the assets cover the clients, every old player gets a flashback.
The entire post: 😬
No words, no punctuation, no context. Four characters that moved a nine-figure amount of attention.
"Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion. Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!"
Translation: we are a shareholder in your company, please be nice to us during our worst week.
"what does your SPCX shares do anything here? lol"
The only question in the thread that never got answered. The shares do not fill the hole, and the hole is why the shares got mentioned.
"Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund. Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining gap is (still painful, but) manageable."
The only hard numbers in the entire fight, published straight into a timeline. This is the receipt everybody asked for and nobody expected to arrive by post.
"The largest crypto exchange in the world just experienced the largest robbery in human history — and the person running it is a nomadic autistic man in Dubai posting 'Funds are SAFU!' What a time to be alive."
1.3 million views, 23 thousand likes. The thread ends the way every good greentext ends: with an anon saying it better than the participants did.
2) FTX has enough to cover all client holdings. SBF, November 7, 2022
Maximum conviction, minus one hundred percent. Since then, anyone who uses the words "enough to cover" gets the treatment, which is how this entire thread started.
Every post in order, view counts included. This is the raw screenshot, laid out in full — no tapping, no links, nothing to open.
Two billionaires had a polite fight about a 0.69% loss and a stock position. We turned it into two bonding curves on BNB Chain. That's the whole product.
69% of the war chest, split between everybody who backed the winning side. Pro-rata on your bags at the moment of settlement. Claim it yourself, nobody's gonna chase you down.
Nothin'. Not a penny. Your ticker gets renamed $CZ (managed) for 30 days and you wear whatever sentence the winner typed on-chain. Take the L, anon.
Hold one side and you pay 1.5%. Touch the other side and you're marked a traitor paying 3% — and that mark is the only ticket to the box. Opening it costs a real ticket: an entry worth at least $50 in BNB — and that ticket gets more expensive as the pot grows (it tracks 1% of the pot, whichever is bigger). 10% of the time you take 10% of the whole pot; the rest of the time your bag disappears straight into it. If nobody hits it before the window shuts, whatever is left stays in the pot.
Contract's done, tests are green, front end's wired. Address drops in THE ARENA the second it hits chain — testnet first, then mainnet.